Yo, listen up, I’m here to drop some knowledge,
About legal issues, don’t worry I got ’em,
From prostitution laws to international lawyer pay,
We’ll cover it all, so you better not stray.
Legal Advice on the Phone
Call up a lawyer, get some advice,
Over the phone, no need to think twice,
Legal consultation on the go,
They’ll help you out, so you’ll be in the know.
Understanding Contracts
From sperm donor agreements to progress payments,
These legal docs, they’re really no play,
Cruel oaths and virtuous acts,
Legal obligations, they’re all just facts.
Legal Education and Controversies
From the job descriptions to clinical legal programs,
Learning the law, it’s no easy slumber,
And why is gerrymandering legal? That’s quite the debate,
So many things in the legal landscape.
So there you have it, a little legal talk,
Hope you learned something, take a little walk,
Through the world of law and all its intrigue,
Thanks for listening, now go and be a legal geek!